1 00:00:09,241 --> 00:00:10,137 - The Ms. Pat Show was filmed in front 2 00:00:10,206 --> 00:00:11,551 of a live studio audience. 3 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:13,758 - Y'all ever wonder why we have to chase our dreams? 4 00:00:13,827 --> 00:00:17,517 Why can't the motherfucker just meet us halfway? 5 00:00:17,586 --> 00:00:20,724 The great Nelson Mandela spent 27 years 6 00:00:20,793 --> 00:00:22,758 in jail following his dream, 7 00:00:22,827 --> 00:00:25,103 and Kaepernick was on his knees 8 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:27,137 so long the nigga got arthritis. 9 00:00:27,206 --> 00:00:29,137 Sometimes chasing your dream 10 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:31,551 can trap your ass in a nightmare. 11 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,172 Just watch. 12 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,275 - Hey, Pat, somebody sent you something. 13 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:41,275 - Who's it from? I'm pissing. 14 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:42,793 - Only one of the biggest comedians 15 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:44,448 in the whole wide world. 16 00:00:44,517 --> 00:00:45,724 [chuckles] 17 00:00:45,793 --> 00:00:48,655 I thought you was using the bathroom. 18 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:50,344 - I'm holding it. 19 00:00:50,413 --> 00:00:52,586 - I still can't believe you opening for Tony Free. 20 00:00:52,655 --> 00:00:55,000 - Yeah. - He is such a legend. 21 00:00:55,068 --> 00:00:56,793 Open it. I want to see what he got you. 22 00:00:56,862 --> 00:00:58,931 And I hope it's so expensive, it makes us ashamed 23 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,241 of our pathetic lives. 24 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,517 - Oh, my God. 25 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,896 A real Rolex. - Oh, wow. 26 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,103 That is, without a doubt, 27 00:01:06,172 --> 00:01:08,000 the most expensive thing this family owns. 28 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,275 - Ah, but don't worry, Dad. 29 00:01:09,344 --> 00:01:10,896 I'm sure Mom likes the Home Depot gift card 30 00:01:10,965 --> 00:01:13,275 you got her for her birthday just as much. 31 00:01:14,586 --> 00:01:16,448 - Wait till you get your birthday gift-- 32 00:01:16,517 --> 00:01:18,068 oxygen. 33 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:19,310 - Mom, what does the card say? 34 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:21,172 - "Set your watch, Ms. Pat. 35 00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:23,551 "It's time to become a star. 36 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,172 The Tony Free." 37 00:01:25,241 --> 00:01:26,793 - Oh, Pat, 38 00:01:26,862 --> 00:01:29,000 I remember when you first said you wanted to do comedy. 39 00:01:29,068 --> 00:01:31,931 You used to play his records over and over again to learn. 40 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,793 - Girl, I was just thinking about this today. 41 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:35,344 My hero. 42 00:01:35,413 --> 00:01:37,137 It makes me so emotional. 43 00:01:37,206 --> 00:01:38,620 - Oh, baby, you look like you gonna cry. 44 00:01:38,689 --> 00:01:40,551 - Thug bitches don't cry, Terry. 45 00:01:40,620 --> 00:01:42,620 We water. 46 00:01:42,689 --> 00:01:44,137 Put this in the room. 47 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:45,551 It's too expensive for me to take on tour. 48 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,793 Damn, Tony Free. 49 00:01:47,862 --> 00:01:50,241 - Oh, it look like he sent a bunch of stuff 50 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,137 for you kids too. 51 00:01:52,206 --> 00:01:53,344 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 52 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:54,379 Now, don't you vultures clean that. 53 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,862 Daddy gets his cut. 54 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:57,620 - Oh, see, now, this is cool. 55 00:01:57,689 --> 00:01:59,379 When me and Ryan went to go see him, 56 00:01:59,448 --> 00:02:00,896 these were going for like 50 bucks. 57 00:02:00,965 --> 00:02:02,379 - 50 bucks? 58 00:02:02,448 --> 00:02:05,482 Well, shit, Pat, if Tony Free can get $50 a pop, 59 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,482 you should be able to get, what, $20? 60 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:08,965 - I never really thought about merchandise. 61 00:02:09,034 --> 00:02:10,689 - OK, so if I can make you 62 00:02:10,758 --> 00:02:12,827 some real money with your merch, 63 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:16,103 will you promote me from your "ass-istant" to your manager? 64 00:02:16,172 --> 00:02:17,448 - You ain't even got the job yet, 65 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:19,448 and you already asking for a damn promotion. 66 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:22,448 - Yeah, she sound like a real manager already. 67 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,344 - Yeah, because what does a manager make? 68 00:02:24,413 --> 00:02:26,310 Say, 20% of the cut? 69 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,482 - 10. - You got yourself a deal. 70 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:30,793 - I didn't agree to nothing. 71 00:02:30,862 --> 00:02:32,241 - You know what? 72 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,413 I'ma go call the girl who did my "Mama died" T-shirts, 73 00:02:34,482 --> 00:02:37,068 OK, because she'd be doing silk screen and all that shit. 74 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:39,448 She like the Picasso of puff paints. 75 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:41,931 About to make you rich, Pat-Pat 76 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,310 so that I, as your manager, can get 20% of rich. 77 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:47,931 - You just said 10. 78 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,448 - OK, now, look here. 79 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,758 It's my job to try. 80 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:58,586 - Hey, we gonna miss you to death while you're gone, baby. 81 00:02:58,655 --> 00:03:00,379 - Oh. 82 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,344 - Well, hell, where you going in a hurry? 83 00:03:02,413 --> 00:03:04,482 - You broke it off in my underwear. 84 00:03:07,344 --> 00:03:09,448 - ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 85 00:03:09,517 --> 00:03:11,931 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 86 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,517 - Hey, kids, I'm working the graveyard shift tonight. 87 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:17,448 And with your mama and Denise out on tour, 88 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:19,103 Janelle, you're in charge. 89 00:03:19,172 --> 00:03:20,689 - Wait, how come Janelle is in charge? 90 00:03:20,758 --> 00:03:22,344 I'm like a whole decade older than her. 91 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:24,724 - Your ages are swapped on the inside. 92 00:03:24,793 --> 00:03:26,379 - Wow. That's what you think of me? 93 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:28,448 - Of course not. 94 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:30,862 And plus, Janelle is reliable. 95 00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:32,724 She's safe. 96 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:35,068 She's boring. 97 00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:36,965 - Excuse me? 98 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,172 I'm not boring. 99 00:03:38,241 --> 00:03:40,724 - Oh, baby girl. 100 00:03:40,793 --> 00:03:42,827 Night, y'all. 101 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:46,206 Be good, or else Janelle's gonna tell on you. 102 00:03:46,275 --> 00:03:47,448 Love you. 103 00:03:47,517 --> 00:03:49,413 - Love you, too. - All right. 104 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:52,000 - I'm not boring. 105 00:03:52,068 --> 00:03:54,172 [both laugh] 106 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:57,655 You know, I could have some kind of "Euphoria" lifestyle 107 00:03:57,724 --> 00:03:59,586 outside of here. 108 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:01,965 - "Euphoria," Janelle? I mean, come on. 109 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,655 Your life is more like-- 110 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:08,241 what's a TV show about nerds? 111 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:10,034 - Oh, I'm watching one right now-- 112 00:04:10,103 --> 00:04:11,310 "Keenan and Coon." 113 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:12,896 - OK, look, 114 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:15,275 what do you even care if we think you're boring? 115 00:04:15,344 --> 00:04:17,551 - Because your thought is false. 116 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:23,137 - OK, then prove it's false. 117 00:04:23,655 --> 00:04:25,931 - OK, all right, fine. 118 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,241 We're alone, right? 119 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,827 There is not an adult in sight. 120 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,310 - Y'all gon' stop disrespecting me. 121 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,344 I am grown! 122 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:37,413 - I think we should throw a party. 123 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:40,241 - Oh, Janelle, you would never. 124 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,793 - Say I won't. - You won't. 125 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:42,931 - Huh. 126 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,724 You just said it, so it's happening. 127 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:46,275 - OK, yes! 128 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:47,931 Yes! Brandon, come on. 129 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,827 Let's do it. - It's up to Janelle. 130 00:04:49,896 --> 00:04:52,068 She was placed in charge after all, 131 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:55,206 so the decision is all hers. 132 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:57,275 - Janelle? 133 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,241 - Let's tear the club. 134 00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:05,551 - Up. 135 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,241 Let's tear the club up. 136 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:10,034 - Oh, oh. 137 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:11,896 Let's tear the club up. 138 00:05:13,172 --> 00:05:15,068 - Oh, my gosh. 139 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:21,206 - You don't mind me moving a little Denise Grease 140 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:22,655 on the side do you, Pat? 141 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:26,172 - Sure, everybody need hair product at a comedy show. 142 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:27,344 Look, I'm nervous. 143 00:05:27,413 --> 00:05:29,000 I've never played a place this big before. 144 00:05:29,068 --> 00:05:31,862 - Oh, please, you gon' kill it like you always do. 145 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,758 Oh, shit, there he is. That's Tony. 146 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:35,482 - Oh, my God, he's coming over here. 147 00:05:35,551 --> 00:05:37,448 Motivate me! Be my fucking manager. 148 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:39,551 - Oh, your ass is juicy as hell. 149 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:43,310 - Oh, this is a squeeze-free exit only ass. 150 00:05:43,379 --> 00:05:45,206 - No, I was talking to my sister. 151 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:46,413 I mean, not that I wouldn't want 152 00:05:46,482 --> 00:05:48,965 to squeeze or exit your ass. 153 00:05:49,034 --> 00:05:51,482 - What the fuck wrong with this lady? 154 00:05:53,655 --> 00:05:55,448 - I'm sorry, Mr. Free. 155 00:05:55,517 --> 00:05:56,586 She's stupid. 156 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:59,034 - No, I'm actually Denise, 157 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:03,068 Pat's sister slash ass-istant, slash manager. 158 00:06:03,137 --> 00:06:05,931 You get it, see, I put the ass in assistant. 159 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,827 - You can hold up with all them little ass jokes. 160 00:06:08,896 --> 00:06:10,862 I hope she ain't part of your writing team. 161 00:06:10,931 --> 00:06:12,137 - Look. 162 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:13,517 I just want to thank you for all the fancy things 163 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:14,931 that you sent me and my family, 164 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,517 and the room you got me and Denise is amazing. 165 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,103 - That's the least I could do. 166 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:23,000 Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go call my wife. 167 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:25,172 If I don't talk to her before every show, 168 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:26,896 I'm off my game. 169 00:06:26,965 --> 00:06:30,137 Lord knows I love that woman so! 170 00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:32,931 - Yeah, because I actually remember a photo of you two 171 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,517 on the cover of "Jet" with the snakes and the baby oil. 172 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:38,137 That was classic. - Indeed it was. 173 00:06:38,206 --> 00:06:41,344 Well, nice meeting you both. 174 00:06:41,413 --> 00:06:42,413 - Look at that. 175 00:06:42,482 --> 00:06:43,896 Man is a comedy legend. 176 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:47,137 All this pussy on this tour, he still like his wife. 177 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:48,896 - Oh, and one more thing-- 178 00:06:48,965 --> 00:06:51,896 any sales generated by your little merch here, 179 00:06:51,965 --> 00:06:53,379 I get 20% of that. 180 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:55,172 - 20%? 181 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:57,034 God only want 10. 182 00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:59,689 - God ain't on this tour. 183 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:02,000 But God bless you though. 184 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:05,827 - Don't look at me like that. 185 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:07,689 He said all big tours get 20%. 186 00:07:07,758 --> 00:07:09,689 - Well, that's some false advertising. 187 00:07:09,758 --> 00:07:12,931 How he want 20%, and this nigga named Tony Free? 188 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:19,275 - All right. 189 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:21,827 - The most devastating... 190 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:25,275 - Uh, does this technically qualify as a party? 191 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:26,827 Why is there no music? 192 00:07:26,896 --> 00:07:29,551 - Because I thought people want to hear the documentary. 193 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,758 - Why are you playing a documentary at a party? 194 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,551 - It is about the race to find a cure for sickle cell. 195 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,793 - And you think that answered my question? 196 00:07:36,862 --> 00:07:38,586 - What time does the party start? 197 00:07:38,655 --> 00:07:40,344 - It already started. 198 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,896 - I literally cannot with this. 199 00:07:41,965 --> 00:07:44,551 Are those girls playing Jenga? 200 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:47,620 - Actually, it's the Black version of Jenga. 201 00:07:47,689 --> 00:07:49,724 It was $3 cheaper. It's called Benga. 202 00:07:49,793 --> 00:07:50,931 All you got to do is-- 203 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,689 - You embarrassing your ancestors. 204 00:07:52,758 --> 00:07:55,103 - Well, how do you know so much about partying? 205 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:57,172 Aren't you like 30? 206 00:07:57,241 --> 00:07:59,172 - Did she just-- - She did. 207 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:01,379 - We 30-somethings invented the game, OK? 208 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:02,620 - Facts. 209 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:03,896 Y'all generations don't know nothing. 210 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:05,758 What y'all got, YouTube? We had "106 andamp; Park." 211 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:08,482 - OK, y'all got TikTok. We had Myspace. 212 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:10,275 - What's Myspace? 213 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:12,620 - It's like the house phone of social media. 214 00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:14,827 - What's a house phone? 215 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:18,241 - Well, if y'all 30-somethings do it better, 216 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:19,482 show us how it's done. 217 00:08:19,551 --> 00:08:21,344 - Please, Ashley and I used to throw some 218 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,241 of the most legendary parties back in the day. 219 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:26,551 - Mm-hmm, Mama being 14 when I was born had its advantages. 220 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:29,068 - So y'all really want our help? 221 00:08:29,137 --> 00:08:30,896 - Yes. - Please. 222 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:32,793 - All right, well, first, secure the perimeter, 223 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:34,344 and get some music going, 224 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:35,862 something that's gonna get people out on the dance floor. 225 00:08:35,931 --> 00:08:37,448 All right? No questions asked. 226 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,965 - Come out the gate with songs everybody knows. 227 00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:40,620 The big guns-- "Blow the Whistle," 228 00:08:40,689 --> 00:08:42,344 "Back that Ass Up," "My Neck, My Back." 229 00:08:42,413 --> 00:08:43,482 - The "Macarena." 230 00:08:43,551 --> 00:08:46,482 Now, the drinks-- 231 00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:49,068 is that a paper sign that says water 232 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,000 with an arrow pointing to the sink? 233 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:53,172 That is some truly shameful shit. 234 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:54,620 - Embarrassing. 235 00:08:54,689 --> 00:08:56,034 I'ma do a grocery run. 236 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,000 - Now I see why you two aren't real family. 237 00:08:58,068 --> 00:08:59,827 - Yeah. 238 00:09:02,482 --> 00:09:03,862 all: Benga! 239 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,655 - Janelle, you going to hell. 240 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:13,448 - Damn, it felt so good playing this big-ass crowd. 241 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:15,172 This is where I belong, sis. 242 00:09:15,241 --> 00:09:17,344 Felt so good I felt like I was high. 243 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,655 - Well, clearly, you ain't never been high. 244 00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,586 - I want to live in this room forever. 245 00:09:21,655 --> 00:09:23,206 You flopped on the bed yet? - Mm-mm. 246 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,724 I ain't done that yet. - Flop on the damn bed! 247 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,413 - Ooh. 248 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:33,931 If only this mattress was a nigga named Rufus. 249 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:37,068 You know, I appreciate you, Pat, 250 00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:39,793 bringing me on your big tour, seeing the world, 251 00:09:39,862 --> 00:09:41,620 staying in this beautiful room. 252 00:09:41,689 --> 00:09:43,379 [banging on door] - Pat, Denise! 253 00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:44,655 Get out the room! 254 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,379 [banging on door] 255 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,413 - Mr. Free, what do you mean, get out the room? 256 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,000 You just put us in the room. 257 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:54,000 - I know I did, but my cousins have arrived, 258 00:09:54,068 --> 00:09:55,344 and I promised them a room. 259 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,413 - Well, get em another one. 260 00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:00,620 - Ain't no 'nother one. 261 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:03,068 - Well, where are we supposed to go? 262 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:06,931 - The hotel is sold out because I'm playing here. 263 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,034 - Where the hell we supposed to stay? 264 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:11,586 - Are the bitches out the room yet, Tony? 265 00:10:11,655 --> 00:10:13,724 'Cause baby is horny. 266 00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:15,758 - I'm sorry about my cousins. 267 00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:19,241 - Uh-huh, I hate when my cousin gets horny. 268 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,689 - Ooh, Tony, baby. 269 00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:22,344 They got the good pistachios up in here. 270 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,379 - Girl, don't play. You know you a Planters ho. 271 00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:29,896 - Listen, you want to stay on the tour, don't you? 272 00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:33,275 I need you to be out of here in 30. 273 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,689 Make that 20! 274 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:42,896 - Manager, you need to get off your ass and start managing 275 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,931 because we out on our ass now. 276 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,344 - Well, not only that, but them women 277 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,896 didn't sound like his cousins. 278 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:51,793 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you drinking? 279 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:54,241 - Yup, and I'm not even 21. 280 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,793 Would a boring person be drinking 281 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:59,103 a sugar-free hard lemonade? 282 00:10:59,172 --> 00:11:00,620 I don't think so. 283 00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:02,655 Turn down the club. 284 00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,965 [upbeat music playing] 285 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,655 - Y'all-- - And this might sound boring. 286 00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:10,586 But I think my Docs and Blocks party was way better than this. 287 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:12,586 - Y'all! all: What? 288 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,896 - Dad got off work early. 289 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,379 - Oh, shit. - OK. 290 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:16,689 Calm down, Ashley. 291 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,310 Junebug, when does he get home? 292 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:19,689 - He's home. 293 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:22,689 ♪ ♪ 294 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:26,413 - Everybody! The cops are here! 295 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:27,655 Shit. 296 00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:30,206 - That only works for Black people. 297 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:31,551 - Hey, everybody! 298 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,310 Billie Eilish next door! 299 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:36,206 ♪ ♪ 300 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,137 Junebug, check the bathroom for stray drunks, 301 00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:39,413 and do not hesitate to dropkick 302 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,517 a bitch off the toilet. 303 00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:42,206 - Dropkick drunk bitches. Copy! 304 00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:49,172 ♪ ♪ 305 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,586 - Hey, y'all. What y'all still doing up? 306 00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:58,931 - Nothing. Just watching a movie. 307 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,758 - Hmm. Why y'all out of breath? 308 00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:03,275 - Because--because-- 309 00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:06,586 - We were just discussing the scary movie we're watching. 310 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:09,793 - Oh, oh, oh, OK. What y'all watch? 311 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,000 - "Hereditary." - "Candyman." 312 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:13,068 - "Silence of the Lambs." - Jordan Peele. 313 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,758 - Something's going on. 314 00:12:14,827 --> 00:12:16,517 - What? 315 00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:19,103 There's nothing going on, Pops. 316 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,862 You should hit the hay. 317 00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:22,310 You look busted. 318 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,206 - Yeah, there's nothing going on. 319 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,724 Remember, you put me in charge? 320 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,551 Boring old Janelle. 321 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,827 - Yeah, Dad. Come on. 322 00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,413 Go to bed. - All right, all right. 323 00:12:30,482 --> 00:12:31,896 Fine, fine, but don't be screaming 324 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,103 about no Freddy Krueger and wake me up. 325 00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:36,724 Else, I'm gon' summon that little Chucky doll, 326 00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:39,413 and I'ma sic him on all y'all butts. 327 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:42,310 - Hey, Daddy said he gon' sic Chucky on us. 328 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,413 Daddy, you crazy! 329 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:47,724 - Oh, my God, I can't believe we got away with that. 330 00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,931 And y'all call me boring. 331 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,517 - Y'all kids in trouble now! 332 00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:55,068 Where is your mama's new Rolex? 333 00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,448 - What are you talking about? 334 00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:58,827 It's in you guys' room. - No, it isn't. 335 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,758 - Oh, I left it downstairs because I went 336 00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:02,896 to go show it to a friend. 337 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,068 I'll bring it up tomorrow. 338 00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:07,344 - Yeah, well, you better. 339 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,620 Night. - Night. 340 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,827 - Night. - Love you. 341 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:14,655 - Brandon, please tell me you have that Rolex. 342 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:15,793 - Mm-mm. 343 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,206 - Anybody? 344 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:18,379 - Mm-mm. 345 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,517 - Oh! 346 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,965 - Get the fuck off me! 347 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:36,103 - Oh, I know you ain't just knocked me off this bed. 348 00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:40,827 - They got bugs down here, and it stink. 349 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,620 It smell like old meat stuck in my teeth. 350 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:50,793 I'm calling my agent because my manager ain't managing shit. 351 00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:52,793 - In fairness, I'd just like to say 352 00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:54,379 I'm a recovering alcoholic. 353 00:13:54,448 --> 00:13:56,103 - Uh-uh, honey, you done had three months 354 00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,931 to use that alcoholic excuse. 355 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,827 You just fucking up. 356 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,379 - Andie's not here. Leave a message. 357 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,034 - Shit. 358 00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:09,655 Look like we gon' have to stick it out here. 359 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,931 Denise, there's a roach in your hair! 360 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,724 - What? I know you lying! 361 00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:14,896 - Ahh! - Pat, get it! 362 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,586 Where's it at? 363 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,896 - Get the fuck off me! 364 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,482 - Oh, shit! 365 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,413 [yelling] 366 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,344 - You're both probably wondering 367 00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:28,241 why we called you here today. 368 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,517 - Ooh! 369 00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:30,724 Is it because both our names are Tanner? 370 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,034 - No, Tanner. - You sure? 371 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,482 - Yes, Tanner, OK? 372 00:14:34,551 --> 00:14:37,206 Y'all just got some unoriginal parents. 373 00:14:37,275 --> 00:14:40,103 - Something very valuable has gone missing 374 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,793 from our mother's bedroom. 375 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:45,655 - We have reviewed the TikToks taken throughout the evening 376 00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:47,103 of the robbery. 377 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,137 - And we've determined that only two individuals 378 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,689 went into her room-- 379 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,724 you, Black Tanner, 380 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:57,103 and you, white Tanner. 381 00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,724 Is there anything either of you would like 382 00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:02,482 to say for yourselves? 383 00:15:03,689 --> 00:15:04,965 - OK, fine. 384 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,724 I went in there, but I did not take anything. 385 00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:08,896 - Then why were you in there? 386 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:11,241 - I had a very good reason. 387 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,931 - Well, would you like to share that reason with us? 388 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,103 - Not really. It's personal. 389 00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:18,379 - Why were you in the damn bedroom? 390 00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:21,551 - Becky Martin said she'd go down on me. 391 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:25,827 - Well, did she in fact go down on you? 392 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:27,448 - Brandon. 393 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:29,000 - Just answer the question. - Yes! 394 00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:30,448 She did, OK? 395 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:33,206 - OK, now, if it pleases the court, may I ask, 396 00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:34,517 how's her head game, my white brother? 397 00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,310 Did she give you that sloppy toppy? 398 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:37,896 - Brandon! Sit your ass down. 399 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:39,482 You in contempt. 400 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,068 And you 30, stay out them kids' business. 401 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,724 Y'all hooked up in our parents' bed? 402 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,551 Anybody that would do something that foul 403 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,068 would have no problem walking out of there with something. 404 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:50,103 - Perhaps, my sister. 405 00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:55,482 But I'd still like to ask the other Tanner. 406 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:59,482 The tanner Tanner. 407 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:05,344 If you will, why were you in our parents' bedroom 408 00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:07,275 on the night of the 18th? 409 00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:09,206 - Oh, because I stole the Rolex. 410 00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,551 - Man, why it got to be the Black Tanner? 411 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,034 - OK. Where is the watch now? 412 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,827 - I pawned it. 413 00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,000 - How much you get for it? 414 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:18,482 - $1,500. 415 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,724 - $1,500? 416 00:16:19,793 --> 00:16:21,620 A Rolex is worth so much more than that. 417 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,241 - Now, why would a guy who owned a pawn shop lie to me? 418 00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:28,172 - Hey, let me holler at your manager for a minute. 419 00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:29,896 - Oh, absolutely. 420 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,758 - Hey, listen. 421 00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:34,241 I wasn't entirely truthful when I was telling you 422 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,137 about the ladies that took over your room. 423 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,172 - Oh, well, Tony, I'm shocked. 424 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:39,793 Them wasn't your cousins? 425 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,172 - No, they wasn't my cousins. 426 00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,482 They were some hos, ladies of the night, 427 00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,586 some willing women, some kneeing knockers, 428 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:47,827 some drool dribblers. 429 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,000 We were partying. 430 00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:51,413 We was having a good time. 431 00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:54,206 But as is often the case with hos-- 432 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:55,551 - The fun dried up? 433 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,206 - The fun dried up. 434 00:16:57,275 --> 00:17:00,310 So I went and checked my bill and find out they had charged 435 00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:04,241 $200 on Toblerone alone. 436 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,896 - Not Toblerone alone? 437 00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:09,275 - Toblerone alone! 438 00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:12,068 Not to mention the expensive shit, 439 00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:14,551 room service, massages, facials. 440 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,965 - Oh, OK. 441 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:19,413 Because if it's one thing hos love, it's facials. 442 00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:21,000 - I went and tried to kick them out, 443 00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:22,551 and the ho threatened to call my wife. 444 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,068 - OK. 445 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,931 So these are some fuck around and find out kind of hos. 446 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,862 - So, what I need you to do is pretend to be my wife, 447 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:36,241 and I want you bust up in the room and clear them hos out. 448 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:39,068 - Would me and Pat be able to get our room back? 449 00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,655 Because the place we staying out now 450 00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:43,206 is definitely where Martin Luther King got shot at. 451 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,620 - Absolutely, deal? 452 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,344 - Not quite. 453 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:50,655 What you also going to do is give us back our little 20% 454 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,172 off the merch table. 455 00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:53,482 - Yeah, you is. 456 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,241 - This woman is unbelievable. 457 00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:57,034 - Yeah, I know. 458 00:17:57,103 --> 00:18:00,413 - All right. You got yourself a deal. 459 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,344 You know, I could use a new manager myself. 460 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:06,103 - Hold the fuck on, Tony Free. 461 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,793 Now, you might be my hero and shit, 462 00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:10,137 but I whoop your ass just to say I whooped it. 463 00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,344 Denise is my manager. 464 00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:16,344 - OK, fair enough, but you hang on to her. 465 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,551 That woman is good! 466 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,758 - So it's official? 467 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,793 - It's official. - I'm your manager? 468 00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,068 - You're my manager. 469 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,103 - And you gon' give me 20%? 470 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,413 - 10, Denise, 10. 471 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,172 - 11, Pat, 11? - 10, Denise, 10! 472 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:32,068 - 12, Pat, 12. - 11, Denise, 11. 473 00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,448 - OK, you got a deal. 474 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:34,896 - Hold the fuck on! - OK. 475 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,172 Now, lookie here, Pat. It's my job to try. 476 00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:44,758 - Dad, while you were gone, we had a party. 477 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:46,206 - You what? 478 00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:47,896 - But it's not that big of a deal. 479 00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:50,689 I mean, Brandon and Ashley used to throw parties 480 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,931 behind you guys' back all the time. 481 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 - They what? 482 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,275 - Snitches are bitches. 483 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,344 - Who end up in ditches. 484 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,793 both: With stitches. 485 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:04,413 - Mom's Rolex got stolen by one of Junebug's friends, Tanner. 486 00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:05,965 He took it to a pawnshop. 487 00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:07,448 - Damn! 488 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,551 Black Tanner or white Tanner? 489 00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,965 - Black. - Damn! 490 00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:15,103 - And we don't have enough money to get it back. 491 00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:17,448 They're asking for 5,000. - $5,000? 492 00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:19,068 - But we already have 2,000. 493 00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:20,517 We just need help with the rest. 494 00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:22,827 Can you help put in on it? - Come again? 495 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,448 - You saw Mom's face when she opened it. 496 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:25,758 Tony free is her favorite. 497 00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:27,275 Can you please float us the cash? 498 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,379 - I cannot believe you kids. 499 00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:34,517 First off, why are you telling on yourself? 500 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:41,793 Second off, the key to throwing an actual party 501 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:44,137 is not getting caught. 502 00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:45,724 So all of you are disgraced. 503 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:46,965 - Ooh, ooh. 504 00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:48,275 Not so fast, Padre. OK? 505 00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,551 Because you never actually caught us. 506 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:52,068 - One point for the Medicaid kids. 507 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,172 - Hey, hey. All right. 508 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:54,344 All right. All right. 509 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,827 Let's go and get this watch, y'all, right? 510 00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:58,275 And y'all gon' pay me back too in monthly installments. 511 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,793 Brandon, that's on top of the rent, boy. 512 00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:02,103 - Oh, damn! 513 00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:04,206 Now I'm gon' be 35 shaking that ass. 514 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,206 - Cheers. - [laughs] 515 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,896 - All right, side pieces. 516 00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:12,344 Get the fuck out. 517 00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:13,758 - And who the hell are you? 518 00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,758 - I'm Tony's wife, bitch. 519 00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:19,241 Now, ain't you two due back at the gutter? 520 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,482 - For real, for real? You married to Tony? 521 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:23,586 - That's right. - Damn! 522 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,862 Well, now I feel bad because he done flewed us out, 523 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,655 and we been fucking-fucking. 524 00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:30,000 - Many times too, girl, separately, 525 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,275 together, all the ways. 526 00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:33,034 She pulled, I tugged. 527 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,482 - I tugged, she pulled. 528 00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:36,000 But at least it's his old-ass fault. 529 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,482 - OK, bitch! 530 00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,517 That's my husband that you're talking about. 531 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,551 Now, get the fuck out, and you can take the door, 532 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,758 or you can take this motherfucking window, bitch. 533 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,275 Which one you want? 534 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:50,241 Now, how many pistachios you gon' eat, bitch? 535 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,620 - Uh-uh! Don't go in there! 536 00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:55,000 Tony wife in there. That bitch crazy, bitch. 537 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,344 Crazy! 538 00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,034 - I can't believe that shit worked. 539 00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:00,517 We back where we belong. 540 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,103 - All we got to do is burn the fucking sheets. 541 00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,413 [knocking on door] 542 00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:05,379 - Right on time, baby. Housekeeping. 543 00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:08,310 Housekeeping! - I ain't no damn housekeeping. 544 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,068 I'm Tony Free's wife! 545 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,241 - OK, well, now, listen. - No, now, you listen! 546 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:18,068 Now, for years I have pretended that my husband wasn't 547 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:21,172 throwing his hot dog down every other hallway, 548 00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,862 but today, this shit gon' stop. 549 00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:25,206 - Ain't nobody throw no hot dog down my hallway 550 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:26,896 but my husband. 551 00:21:26,965 --> 00:21:29,758 - Yeah, and my hallway has been hot dog free for a minute now 552 00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:31,206 because, see, I'm newly single. 553 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,103 - Shut up! 554 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:36,103 I hired a private detective, and she told me 555 00:21:36,172 --> 00:21:39,137 that there are two women that are staying next door to Tony. 556 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:40,896 - Well, we are, but it ain't us. 557 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,448 - Stop lying, heifer. 558 00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:45,379 I can still smell his dick on your breath. 559 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,068 - Bitch, that's tuna! 560 00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,862 - OK, now hold the fuck on. 561 00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:52,724 You not gon' be-- - No, you hold on. 562 00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:54,241 - Swinging at my sister's face. - Oh, you want something of me? 563 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,482 - Oh, I do want something! - No, no! 564 00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,379 No, baby, baby, baby! 565 00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:59,137 What is you doing? 566 00:21:59,206 --> 00:22:02,655 I'm getting tired of you and this not trusting me thing. 567 00:22:02,724 --> 00:22:05,172 That's Pat. She's my opening act. 568 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,758 That's her manager Denise. 569 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,068 And the only reason they are out here on this tour with me 570 00:22:10,137 --> 00:22:14,896 is because Pat is as funny as you are gorgeous. 571 00:22:14,965 --> 00:22:17,000 - Oh, I'm funnier than that shit. 572 00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:21,862 - But other than that, ain't nothing happening. 573 00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:25,241 - And he's right because I have too much anxiety 574 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,137 to sleep with somebody on life support. 575 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:30,206 - And I got too much class to sleep with people 576 00:22:30,275 --> 00:22:32,448 that work at Dollar General. 577 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,827 Baby, you're overreacting again. 578 00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:38,586 We talked about this, remember? 579 00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:41,482 About how you wrong all the time? 580 00:22:43,344 --> 00:22:46,137 - You two would tell me, woman to woman, 581 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:49,275 if something was going on out here on this tour? 582 00:22:49,344 --> 00:22:53,482 - I'ma say something that has served me well all my life. 583 00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,310 I ain't see shit. 584 00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:57,896 - And Pat? 585 00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:01,103 - This motherf-- - Baby! 586 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,724 Baby, did I mention-- 587 00:23:02,793 --> 00:23:04,724 did I mention that Pat is also gon' be 588 00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:07,068 doing all my radio spots now? 589 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:10,344 I've taken it upon myself, I'ma make that woman famous. 590 00:23:10,413 --> 00:23:12,655 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 591 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,827 Pat, did you see anything? 592 00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,068 - If I saw this man cheating, would I really be 593 00:23:18,137 --> 00:23:20,689 out here opening for him and doing his radio spots 594 00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:23,275 for $500 extra a day? 595 00:23:23,344 --> 00:23:25,068 - $500 a day radio? 596 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,000 - And then he said he was gonna give me an additional $250. 597 00:23:28,068 --> 00:23:32,551 - Bitch, what is you talking-- no, no, no. 598 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,517 That's--that's right. 599 00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:40,724 both: ♪ Reunited, and it feels so good ♪ 600 00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,862 - ♪ Ba-na-na-na-na, ba-ba-na ♪ 601 00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,551 - ♪ Reunited ♪ - ♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪ 602 00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:47,448 - If only Ma knew what we just went through 603 00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:48,793 to keep her happy. 604 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,827 [phone ringing] - Oh, hold up. 605 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:54,000 Oh, it's the devil's deaconess. 606 00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,827 It's your mama. Hey, y'all, gather in. 607 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:58,517 Let's say hi, all right. I'ma turn on the speaker. 608 00:23:58,586 --> 00:23:59,862 Hey, baby! 609 00:23:59,931 --> 00:24:02,068 - Hey, Ma. Are you rich and famous yet? 610 00:24:02,137 --> 00:24:04,655 Because I got some debts to pay. 611 00:24:04,724 --> 00:24:06,034 - Not yet, baby. 612 00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:07,586 But y'all got that Rolex anywhere near? 613 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:09,137 - Yeah. - Yeah, it is. 614 00:24:09,206 --> 00:24:12,172 - As a matter of fact, we was just admiring it 615 00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:13,551 right when you called. 616 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,965 You want me to go and get it polished, baby? 617 00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:16,896 - Fuck no. I want you to pawn it. 618 00:24:20,724 --> 00:24:22,551 - Say what now? 619 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,137 - You heard me. I want y'all to pawn it. 620 00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:26,275 Tony Free is a piece of shit, y'all, 621 00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:28,206 and I'd rather have the cash. 622 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,068 - Well, at least now I can get my money back. 623 00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:36,827 all: Damn! 624 00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:41,896 - ♪ Reunited ♪ 625 00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:46,103 all: ♪ And it feels so-- ♪ 626 00:24:46,172 --> 00:24:48,103 Damn! 627 00:24:51,137 --> 00:24:53,172 - ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 628 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,448 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 629 00:24:55,517 --> 00:24:57,448 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 630 00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:59,793 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 631 00:24:59,862 --> 00:25:01,862 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 632 00:25:01,931 --> 00:25:03,965 ♪ With eight damn kids ♪ 633 00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:07,137 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 634 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:12,655 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪